1. - Poop before you take a shower. Pooping after a shower makes it difficult to wipe.
2. - Never poop in the shower.
3. - If you do poop before your shower, turn on the shower first so it's nice and warm by time you're done pooping.
4. - Take long showers. Use that time to think of all the things you need to do.
5. - Shave while you're in the shower.
6. - You don't need a new towel every time you shower. You were clean when you used it the last time, remember?
- No matter what quirks you have, there is always a scientific study that says that it is a sign of being intelligent
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