x-men orgins - wolverine review (warning spoilers)

first off i would like to say i have finally got over 1000 views on my blog! now if only more people would spread my link around and click on my google ads to get me more money

ok on to the review
to anyone that actually truly liked the movie, you must be an x-men virgin.

this movie followed the main points of wolverine's past but it skips out on allot.. it just shows glimpses of him in various wars. i liked how they brought out that sabertooth (victor) was wolverine's (logan) brother. but they needed to do more character build up on the other people that were in the movie (which with some they didnt get right in the first place).

one thing im really glad they did was clearly state that "weapon x" is what they called logan's test in the "weapon" experiments. weapon x is one experiment its not the weapon x experiments its not the weapon x facility. weapon x is the 10th person to be used to try and create the ultimate weapon out of a person. the x in weapon x is meant as a number which all started with captain america who was the first success in the weapon experiments (depending on which comic line your following). it gets used wrong in so many ways

something im really PISSED about is deadpool.. now dont get me wrong.. Ryan Reynolds play him perfectly BUT that was only in the beginning of the movie... a little further down the line victor mentions that deadpool is no longer around.... aka dead i guess.... so you get like may 5 mins of deadpool (at this point in time he goes as wade wilson).... well later in the movie you find out that stryker has been getting mutants to steal their powers by extracting it from their blood or what ever... well what they do is they take all these powers and stick them in wade to make deadpool... which is how deadpool gets his healing factor... but they kinda went overboard.... and i mean FUCKING DIVING OFF A NAVAL AIR CRAFT CARRIER IN TO SHARK INFESTED WATERS WITH THE SQUID FROM 20000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA ONLY 5 LEAGUES INSTEAD OF 20K.... sorry if you havent noticed... deadpool is a favorite of mine. BUT.... they ended up giving deadpool LASER EYES from a young cyclopse and SWORDS that come out of his wrists like baraka from mortal kombat... in fact he looked more like baraka than deadpool... they skin graphed oer his mouth so he couldnt talk... guess he didnt need to eat either... covered his body in adamantium... and gave him john wraith's teleporting powers...... deadpool didnt have any of that shit except the healing factor... he had swords but they were actual swords.. and he could teleport (why isnt the word teleport in spell check?) but he had to use a device to teleport.... and then in the end HE DIES! fuuuucccckkk you whoever wrote that shit....

sabertooth was well done for the most part so i wont go on with him.

logan's wife kayla (silverfox) was from an indian tribe... in this she looks straight up honkie. she never betrayed logan when they were married. and she never had the power of persuasion. so i was disappointed that they didnt have some sexy indian lookin girl and i didnt like the storyline change

the blob well he worked out just great

bolt / maverick .... ummm he had such a small small role... i love the guy who played him Dominic Monaghan he is one of my favorite characters from the show lost... but in wolverine i think he might have had like 3 mins of screen at the most.

john wraith.... now i have never read a comic with THIS john wraith in it... but i always thought wraith was the guy stryker always had tracking down wolverine... i cant even find this john wraith on marvel.com so wtf... but either way he teleports, just without the smoke like nightcrawler's

ummmm i think thats it.... no one left.... oh yeah that tool gambit

oooOOOOOOoooo did i upset you? i will say it more clearly.. gambit is a tool... and in this movie even tho his screen is short he is still a tool.... now i might be remembering this wrong but i dont remember if he had the accent or not in the movie.... but something i found stupid was the fact that he could make his cards float like he had telekinesis... he is supposed to THROW the cards... not float them in a pretty circle the have them all of a sudden fly towards whoever without him actually throwing the cards.... just worthless... now i didnt care much for this guy's looks in comparison to the comics and the cartoon but i think they casted him cause of the tool factor.... you will see at the end of the movie... oh... yeah his staff.... is more like a cane in this... and apparently he can stab it in to walls so he can climb buildings... i guess its something you get when your a tool.... but let me tell you something i did like about gambit.... nothing cause he is a TOOL!

they really didnt follow the storyline at all... like they had KEY parts but the story just wasnt the way it should be

i will say it a million times... marvel needs to hire me to make sure the movies are done right.... if they dont get something right i will just smack them and tell them whats wrong...

i will give this movie a 3 out of 5..... if the movie came with a blow job from a hot chick it would have gotten a 4.... but it will NEVER reach a 5

to this day my favorite super hero movie is still iron man even tho he isnt my favorite super hero.... poor deadpool he will never get what he deserves

oh yeah one more thing.... gambit is a tool

there is 2 diferent endings for the wolverine movie click here to check them out and see what i think

The Opening to world domination... haha just kidding.... i think

So after watching Oprah with mom today i decided that i should finally open up that blog i have been meaning to do...


so here we are at the warning of the blog...

1. There will be plenty of spelling errors grammar errors and error errors.... until i get my gorgeous evil secretary to help me in taking over the world you will just have to enjoy my errors
2. I am an explicit person.... i say what ever is on my mind and as i do hold back at times due to respecting who is around, you have to realize THIS IS MY BLOG and i will not hold back.... if that is a problem to you please as carefully as possible close your vagina and leave.
3. As the content on the site will be pretty tame nothing grotesque and no full blown nudity there will be the occasional girl of obsession wearing very little or disaster media that could be shocking...
   
4. The best thing to do when it comes to me is have an open mind... without an open mind you will never make it in my world
5. Last but not least, and i will try and put this out in as layman terms as possible BUT read at your own risk... what you see posted here is your own fault for looking... so GTFO!

Hmmm whats next oh how about what i would like to achieve with my feed of doom.

1. entertainment
2. friends
3. education (of other and myself)
4. world domi.... errr peace
5. maybe some money to help out
6. free tacobell
7. ummmm i will finish that later

well i guess i will go over a bit of how this will work....

• most media will be taken by my phone which is a samsung omnia i910 which the internet has dubbed "the iphone killer" and i totally second that notion. i will get in to the awesomeness of my phone later in another post.
• i have no specific subjects im gonna talk about... i talk about just about anything and everything.. who knows i might even enlighten you on my therory of religion and science and tie it all in to how the universe began, adam and eve, the big bang, evolution...
• im not sure if i will post every day but i will try and post atleast once or twice a week

ummm i guess thats all for now... i will make another post here soon after i eat mostlikely but you should all check out my myspace page. and since i dont have anything amazing and stupendous yet i will leave you with my videos created so far



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