Apple's new computer. NO FRIGGIN KEYBOARD!

yeah you heard me... its awesome... apple is so awesome.... they come out with all the really simple brainless cool things that makes anyone with a low iQ like you or i can LOOK SMART!

i just love how easy this is to use..... someone should buy one for me....


Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

apple is known for their simple to use items... but with their simple to use items they always have drawbacks.... the best thing that apple has come out with is the ipod. everything else is just a bunch of hype.... and when i say hype im weighing in more on the stupid ass iphone... stupid ass iphone.... let me say it on a different level..... lame-o telephone-o.... i wish suicide was on the COOL list... then all the people that dont have a mind of their own and cant research stuff will just think "HEY everyone else is doin it and everyone is saying is SOOOOO COOOL! so im gonna slit my wrist while i drink this nasty tasting beer cause its the IN thing to do"


yeah that was a bit over the edge but thats what im good for... i should implement a new law... if your a hot chick and you get an iphone... you have to have sex with me when ever i ask untill you get a new phone....

**!!*!*! breaking news iphone sales just went up due to new law!*!*!!**

oh and from now on if you ever hear me say iphone... its gonna sound like im saying iphoney.... cause it is

i love bashing the iphoney

you know what i dont understand.... is why everyone is going on the "i" trend when naming their stuff. i personally think ipod and iphone sounds retarded like its being said by a cave man..... but seriously companies are throwing "i" on everything... pretty soon we are gonna see like iTacos and iFish sticks.. lets not forget iDouche and the ever so popular iColostomy bag..

come on seriously give it a break.. you should just get iStupid or iTrendy tattooed on your forehead...

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