Aaron's music video

my buddy aaron hines out on the west coast



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candy bar commercial

tesco tractor

granny shooting an automatic

Simon's Cat 'Cat Man Do'

child tells parents about seeing them in bed

hookah or bar?

there is something about just sitting in the hookah bar with friends. im 26 years old but im not a drinker and generally drunks annoy the shit out of me so i see no problems with hanging out here.

a lot of people give me shit cause 18 year olds hang here but when i started comin here everyone was over 21 and over the years we have gotten some younger people but only if they are actually entertaining to hang with.

im sorry for all of you people over 21 that think its so great to go to a bar and drink all night, but i dont care for that. bars are crowded with annoying stupid people who are drunk as fuck and all think they are amazing... i can go get drinks at the store for way cheaper and a lot less hassle.

now youre gonna say that everyone that goes to the hookah bar is immature, but have you really looked at yourself when you are drunk... yeah i might have someone that is 18 at my table that acts 18.... but at least im not with someone 30 acting like 15 when drunk..

now im not saying drinking is bad or wrong cause i myself drink but that doesnt change the fact you really have no standpoint in telling me where i should hang out.... you like to get drunk i like to sit around playing cards, cracking jokes, and smoking a hookah...

by the way i am at the Egyptian right now smoking a hookah hanging with friend with multiple topics to talk about...

so yeah go get drunk and i will sit and smoke...

i accidentally a fleshlight - mike

Michael
?

04:06Me
?

04:06Michael
you say somethin?

04:06Me
did you?
i just accidentally a whole fleshlight

04:06Michael
uh, what?
it popped up like you said something, but was blank. and my browser has been acting up and not showing msgs sometimes, just blank windows

04:07Me
i accidentally a fleshlight

04:07Michael
you're missing a word

04:07Me
what should i do?

04:07Michael
*fucked, *ordered, *swallowed

04:07Me
yeah but it was the WHOLE THING

04:08Michael
[facepalm]
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH/TO IT

04:08Me
dude i dont know how to tell you this
i just accidentally the whole fucking thing
help me out here!

04:09Me
dude seriously what do i do
this is really uncomfortable

04:11Michael
shut up.. lol

04:12Me
lol http://adamhandy.blogspot.com/2010/08/i-accidentally-fleshlight.html

04:12Michael
I was just readin about it on another site

04:12Me
lol
im about to add yours to mine

04:12Michael
lol doucher

04:13Me
man i love it when i accidentally a whole fleshlight

Underwear Police

Toilet Office prank

Head in Toilet Prank

Skunk Prank

sleeping prank

I accidentally a Fleshlight

I'm sure many of you have seen the i accidentally a fleshlight gag but for those that haven't, i have gathered all the images i could find and posted them here for your viewing pleasure... for those who don't know what a fleshlight is, it is a sexual device for males as the dildo is to women... basically it looks like the handle to a large flashlight and where the light would be they put a silicone hole that looks like a vagina or mouth or anus.. the guy enters the hole with his manhood and goes to town...

so what i have here for you is a series of screen shots from people messing with the chat tech support for the fleshlight company... click on the images and it will open them up in a new tab or window so you can read them in full size.... they get pretty fucking funny...

 

so yeah there they are... there are other things people accidentally and i will be getting those and posting them on my blog too... come back later and use the "i accidentally" tag to find all the i accidentally posts

found the teddy bear head I used to carry around with me when I was in Jr high and high school. I don't remember his name :-(

Kingdoms of camelot help pt 1

i have been playing kingdom of camelot on facebook for the past couple of days and i think its probably the best game on there.. im on the Glessic77's Domain and my guild is "Apocalyptic Horses"... well i was just sent this guide of the lands and what you need to attack and win so take a look and bookmark this as reference

"This is roughly what you need to attack:

Wilderness lvl.1
50- Supply Troops 50- Militia

Wilderness lvl.2
100- Supply Troops 100- Militia
50- Scouts 50- Pikemen

Wilderness lvl.3
200- Supply Troops 200- Militia 100- Scout
100- Pikemen 50- Swordsman

Wilderness lvl.4
500- Supply Troops 500- Militia 200- Scout
200- Pikemen 100- Swordsman 50- Archer

Wilderness lvl.5
1000- Supply Troops 1000-Militia 500- Scout
500- Pikemen 200- Swordsman
100- Archer 50- Cavalry

Wilderness lvl.6
1500- Supply Troops 1500- Militia 1000- Scout
1000- Pikemen 500- Swordsman
200- Archer 100- Cavalry

Wilderness lvl.7
3000- Supply Troops 3000- Militia 1500-Scouts
1500-Pikemen 1000-Sworsdman 500- Archer
200- Cavalry 50- Heavy Cavalry

Wilderness lvl.8
6000- Supply Troops 6000- Militia 3000- Scouts
3000- Pikemen 1500- Swordsman 1000-Archer
500- Cavalry 100- Heavy Cavalry 50- Ballista

Wilderness lvl.9
12000- Supply Troops 12000- Militia 6000- Scouts
6000- Pikemen 3000- Swordsman 1500- Archer
1000- Cavalry 200- Heavy Cavalry
100- Ballista 50- Battering Ram

Wilderness lvl.10
25000- Supply Troops 25000- Militia 12000- Scouts
12000- Pikemen 6000- Swordsman 3000- Archer
1500- Cavalry 400- Heavy Cavalry 200- Ballista


4.)Barbarian Camps

Barbarian lvl.1
500- Supply Troops 500- Militia

Barbarian lvl.2
1000- Supply Troops 1000- Militia
500- Scouts 500- Pikemen

Barbarian lvl.3
2000- Supply Troops 2000- Militia 1000- Scout
1000- Pikemen 500- Swordsman

Barbarian lvl.4
5000- Supply Troops 5000- Militia 2000- Scout
2000- Pikemen 1000- Swordsman 500- Archer
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Another way to do it is:
Barbarian camp attack levels
Level 1 - 500 Archers + level 1 fletching
Level 2 - 1000 Archers + level 2 fletching
Level 3 - 2600 Archers + level 3 fletching
Level 4 - 6000 Archers + level 4 fletching
Level 5 - 15,000 Archers + level 5 fletching
Level 6 - 27,000 Archers + level 6 fletching
Level 7 - 55,000 Archers + level 7 fletching

Wilderness
to conquer the best way is to send
Level 1 - 50 Archers
Level 2 - 100 Archers
Level 3 - 260 Archers
Level 4 - 600 Archers
Level 5 - 1800 Archers
Level 6 - 5500 Archers
Level 7 - 16200 Archers
Level 8 - 48600 Archers

There is no need to send more than this but make sure that your level of FLETCHING RESEARCH matches the level you are trying to conquer."

use this guide whenever you like... and if you know of any other tips let me know!

yay facts!

here is an interesting video of facts i thought you all should watch and enjoy

dez doin what she does best, eating crunchy chocolate balls (whoppers)

on the way to Delaware

my sushi. crab shrimp eel asparagus cucumber cream cheese avocado. it was so Fuckin good

Tampa's version of broad ripple

couldn't get a picture of it but the car was smashed in the wall so hard it looked like someone cut it straight down the middle and moved it against the wall. there was also a dead body mangled on the ground

now we are stuck in traffic due to an accident

just passed threw atlanta down town

mmmmm best east food on earth. in Tennesse

driving threw Kentucky on our way to Florida. just had some random guy pull up next to up on the highway to give me a thumbs up on my mohawk

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would you like an invite to lockerz.com? :)

no... anything that takes a video with 2 fools to explain a site that is similar to facebook and myspace is not worth my time... good luck to ya

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FaceBook Beta Testing Page

Would you like to know how to test the new options and features of facebook before your friends?
yes?....
Of course you would... thats the answer for just about everyone..

Here you will find the instructions on how to do just that.. but make sure you follow these instructions to the T.. otherwise you will not be able to get it and it wont work a second try (well you can try again in 2 weeks when it resets)....

-=-=-=-=NOTE==--=-=-
these are copied instructions and edited a bit to make them more human and happy to read... if it doesnt work dont message us looking for us to fix it... facebook is busy fixing the site... if its not working for someone its no big deal... any comments left in here will just be deleted due to im just the message boy... so please if it doesnt work just wait and try again later
=--=-END NOTE--=-=-=

First off i want you all to know thanks for stopping by to check my nifty instructions and i would like to explain some of the new features you will be testing

right now there are only 3 features being tested besides the boring programing stuff that happens behind the scenes...

1: the thing people seem to want the most is the wonderful DISLIKE button... yup thats it the button that will tell it all for you.... someone post something stupid like "someone kill me" you can just hit the dislike button.. unless your like me and probably would hit the like button...

2: a nifty rating system... rate pictures and posts the higher the rate the higher up your feed it goes... sadly it only last for like 5 days then it gets taken off the rate feed (not deleted just off of the rate feed)... sooo you could have the highest rate at like 9.5 and after 5 days the post will be taken down and a 7.2 might be the new winner but who knows... either way you access the rate feed from from your normal feed page up at the top where it would have most recent and top news... it will say top rated... the rating system is 1-10 (10 being best) and it is right next to the comment, like, dislike buttons

3: last and most entertaining to me.... Webcam chat!... its a little wonky right now has a bit o lag to it and some times cuts out and reconnects but its been getting better you can tell they are working on it... beside your normal chat bar is the "video chat" bar and it will bring up anyone currently on cam.... you can talk to multiple people at once but its still only one on one.. they are working on a chat room type deal for it...

now on to the instructions

first off you must be on the beta testing group page thing.. sooo if you havent already you need to go add that... it is here http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=342486147792&ref=nf

next you need to hit share and post a bulletin to get people to add the group page thing... they will be watching rather or not you do this.... if you dont do this step IT WONT WORK.... their servers are keeping track of who joins and who sends out.... people that dont send out dont get to be part of the beta program... the reason they do this is cause they want a lot of people to work on this to get feedback... a new page is made every series of beta testing and this time im the lucky schmo that gets the 10 mins of fame...

now this is the hard part.. i know i know you hate the hard parts... and you have to do this... you must wait ATLEAST 24 hours before you can skip on tio the next step and let me tell you why.... like i said before the servers keep track of all who do this and share the page.... well it takes a while to for the servers to count everyone up and see who has and who hasent... so right now write down the time and at this time tomorrow or after get back on and come back to this page and continue on to the next step... trust me its worth it.... remember if you dont give it atleast 24 hours it might not work... there is a chance it will work before then but it is safe fore sure at 24.... if you try it before then you might mess it up and you will have to wait 2 weeks to try again

HELLO AND WELCOME BACK!

ok now that you have waited we need to check a few things...

first make sure you are signed on facebook

now make sure everything is working right and its not having problems like it sometimes does... so message someone talk a bit feel free to post another bulletin about this again search for craig ferguson (the comedian/talkshow host)and become a fan.... ummm maybe play an app.. just makesure its running smooth so we dont have any problems... sadly a small hiccup in the system can fail this....

NEXT.... this is a number generator... it set to get a number that will be put in your address bar to let facebook know you are trying to access the beta section



don try and edit anything just hit generate then take the number you get and put it in this URL but place it where the XXXX is (delete just the 4 XXXX and put the number in its spot)
http://www.facebook.com/#!/beta3463XXXX76832test832.php

put that in your url hit enter and after that it should come back saying that it is updating your profile to beta testing profile and it will say it will take about 5 mins and that you should clear your cache and cookies then close your browser to avoid any browser problems (some times it will show the old stuff cause its saved in the browser)

open up your browser and surf the next for 5 mins and come back and whala! you have your beta page...

if this didnt work and you got an error or something then please skip down to the credits


NOW FOR PICTURES! click on them

here are a few pictures of how what it looks like... not a big change still simple and small.... its fun stuff.... this is by far my favorite beta test i have ever done.... i have quite a few friends already on it and they are getting a kick out of it too... you should see the cam stuff its a lot of fun... you can draw on it and stuff

Credits:
i would like to thank you all for coming by and taking part in this... this is something that not very many people get or think about when it comes to stuff like this... it takes a lot of work to put this together and make it all fall in to place... i have been at this for a few hours now writing and editing and laughing and getting people to help out... if you havent realized this yet this is all a gag its all oout of fun and the facebook company has nothing to do with its.... just wanted to see how many people join... so go back to the group and check out how many members and fans there are and you will see how many other people fell for it... take part in the fun and share the group with others and tell them how great the beta test is so more will join and lets see if we can make it to 1 million members.... so please if you like what you have seen here click a google ad on this page for me... here are the credits and i will add to them the more i get some help

Evil Mastermind: Dat Be Me
Photo Editor: Dat Be Me
Writer: Dat Be Me
Random Number Generator : Random.org
Editing Program: G.I.M.P. (free photoshop rival program)

Henchmen:
Randy R.
Desiree M.
Brandon K.
Justin F.

trends... again

one of the things that annoy me most are trends.... not the trends themselves but how people use them, fall in to them, and make them their lives.... they always think they are doing something cool and new.... like the bros pop their collars.. apparently they dont remember the show happy days with the fonz... but they wear it like they own it... dumb frat boys.... but like i said its not the trends themselves.. we all have some trends goin on... its about how you use them and dont boast about them

something i find funny is that when people show off their iphone they still act like its a big deal that its an iphone and you should think they are special.... when i was at the hooka bar the other day a girl asked what kinda phone the guy had and he showed her with a big grin... all she said was something like oh my friend has that.... im sure that put a hole in his wee little trendy iheart .... stupid people and their trendy things that they think are unique... i dont think some people notice when stuff passes over the line of unique to trendy and they keep going on like they are one of a kind...

another thing is beer.... this has nothing to do with people getting drunk... i dont care if people get drunk... we all know i do once in a while so yeah its not about getting drunk.... but i find it highly annoying that people have this great hold over beer.... most people dont even like beer when they first try it... but they force themselves to drink it and end up getting what everyone calls the "ACQUIRED TASTE".... and they only force themselves to drink it cause everyone else is drinking it... and dont bother telling me i just havent found the right beer... i gave beer a fair chance and have tried probably over 50 something beers threw out my years of drinking... and they all are gross... the only thing i can some what stand is a killians or guinness... but ALL beer has the same gross aftertaste which is the end game right there for me... i might be able to finish one beer if i force myself... but if i force myself a seond beer i WILL throw up... but when it comes to hard drinks and mixed drinks i can do those for hours... but back to the trend... beer gets hard wired in to peoples brains that its amazing... why people will force themselves to drink beer instead of a tastey mixed drink that will get them just as drunk i have no idea.. beer makes you fat thats why they are coming out with all these low carb or calories beers now... beer also gives you the worst breath out of all the alcohols. have you heard the beer song by that metal band.. fucking retarded... somethin like "beer is good beer is great and stuff"... thats pretty much the whole song and it makes me want to blow my brains out...

how about football (American football not to be confused with REAL football which we call soccer)... oh yeah those that know me have all heard be blow football out of the water... football is another trend thatmore than half of the USA gets forced in to.... it is america's new favorite pass time.... i honestly think football is dumb... it takes forever due to all its time outs and all its restrictions on the players and all the reffs throwing flags every 5, 10 mins... rugby is a way better sport... its what football originated from... games are more fast paced no pads more skill less bitching... and why the hell do we call it football anyways... whoever decided to call it that is a moron considering the feet only touch the ball a few times a game... should be named "ball of stupid"... but yeah when football isnt going on or when the team is doing bad you dont hear much about football in your town... but when they are doing good you will hear people go crazy over it that you have known for awhile and never once even mentioned anything about sports period.. its one of those cases where you see people come out of no where liking it just cause a lot of other people are liking it and when its all over they go back in their hole... its was kind of sickning to me to see so much change in the city just cause the colts were doing good.... they kinda do that for the pacers and you never hear anything from the minor league teams of other sports rather tehy are doin good or not... fuck some football... give me a sport with real skill like hockey...

mac anyone? yeah mac fanboys (and girls) are stupid for their trends... they always have the same combacks... mac cant get viruses and macs run better... anyone that truly knows about macs wont say that... its just the trendy fanboys wanting to give apple a blowjob.... yes mac can get viruses, they just arent as common and they generally are just made for windows since windows owns like 80% of the market or something like that... so yeah mac can get viruses and if you dont believe me you can look it up yourself... as for macs running better.... well think of it this way... mac used to have their own stuff on the insides of macs... now they are all running the same stuff as a regular PC.... soooo why would they switch to what everyone else was using if what they had was better? oh and i also heard from multiple people that mac is better for art and stuff... ummm everyone uses photoshop.... its on windows too idiots... for the most part all programs made for macs are also made for windows (its called good marketing). so how would mac be better? well i said that then they said the screen... uhhhh well when you buy a monitor get a HD monitor.. its not that hard to figure out... when it all comes down to it... if you want to bicker about operating systems.... mac or windows... well mac has less CHANCE of a virus... and windows runs EVERYTHING .... but you could always go with some form of linux.... no viruses there everything is free and there is a opensource version of everything you need and even most games are made to work on linux nowadays... so yeah buy a mac but dont suck dick for it

hmmm thats all i have for now... tootles

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What do you think is your most attractive feature?

ummm i have been told eyes and lips soooo i guess those?

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if you had to pick between eating paste and eating your own booger which would you choose?

ummm i never ate paste when i was a kid... assuming you are talking about glue of course... and since i dont think that would be to settling on my stomach i think i will have to kick it way old school and go with a booger.... i drank a bunch of ketchup yesterday for 50 cents.... im a baller... eat your heart out tony

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why do peple call you rooster?

years ago when myspace had those pages that asked you questions and would generate you a name based on your answers... well i was doin a what would your mafia name be..... and it came out as "The Rooster"... i put it as my name on myspace and people started calling me it instantly and just stuck...

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If you could learn how to fly either a helicopter or an airplane for free which would you choose?

helicopter for sure.. its actually my new years resolution to learn to fly a helicopter and hopefully be flying for a hospital by the end of the year... like its seriously something i think about every day

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What would you do if you were a beaver for a day?

swim around build a dam and i guess get some beaver... which isnt much different from normal

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Do you believe in God?

yes

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If you could look like anybody, who would it be?

myself... i dont want to be or look like anyone else... maybe when i was younger.. like 20

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What's the secret to happiness?

its no secret... everyone knows how to laugh and love... we just need to do it more with everyone instead of just friends

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Are you afraid of dying?

no... i want to live but i have no problem dying or sacrificing myself for certain people

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What would be the best thing about being a vampire?

oh man.. sooo many things... im up all night anyways.. no aging... mass amounts of knowledge from living for so long.... cars that black out the windows and drive with cameras for daytime driving... super awesome... but yeah the list goes on

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Why are you going to Vegas?

for jessi the wonderpup

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Will it be another couple of years before you leave for Vegas?

no i will be this year

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If you could choose, how would you want to die?

the oldest age anyone has ever or will ever see

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What is your best childhood memory?

oh hell i dunno... i have lots but i cants say any are best

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When was the last time you had sex?

ummm before xmas some time

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Who do you think should be the next president of the United States?

someone different

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What's the longest you've ever gone without a bath or shower?

a week probably... it was gross

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Who's the sexiest man alive?

besides myself..... lady gaga? hahaha just kiddin... george clooney is still pretty damn sexy

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if you had six months to live, and one friend to spend that time with, who would it be and what would you do? money limitations do not apply.

as much as i want to say dez or brandon or any other close friend... i think they would understand that i want to go out to see the vegas girl and spend it with her... having no limitation of money we would travel everywhere we wanted to go and then her and i would spend the last month with my family

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Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?

vampire for sure... its how my sleep schedule is anyways

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Are you a morning or night person?

hahahahaha night person for sure... been that way since i was a wee little lad

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Who's the most overrated actor?

micky roark or what ever it is

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Do you believe there's intelligent life on other planets?

without a doubt... there is just no way that out of the millions and billions of galaxies out there with each one having hundreds of solar systems and each system having at least one planet.... well i just find it hard to believe that our planet is the only planet with intelligent life...

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If you had the opportunity to live one year of your life over again, which year would you choose?

wow... ummm 20 i would say.... maybe 19-20... gooood years for certain reasons

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do you have any regrets?

there are things that i wish were different but i dont regret them for its things like those that make me who i am today

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whats your biggest passion?

hell i dunno

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do you enjoy traveling? if so, where do you want to go next if you had a choice?

eh i dont travel much but first i want to go to vegas then i want to go to alaska

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whats your biggest fear?

falling

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what do you want to be when you grow up?

a good father

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did you play with dolls when you were little?

probably

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if you could have sex with five of your friends, who would they be and why?

oh man these questions are fucking horrible... and to make sure my friendships stay in tact and not awkward for them i will give A initial from either their first or last name... J, M, B, L, C,

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If you and I could go anywhere... where would we go?

ummm well this didnt tell me who you are soo it really depends on who you are... but right now i want some sweets so we are going to go to the grocery store first

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If Jabba the Hutt raped princess Leia and they had a child from said rape, what celebrity would their child most look like and why?

a rally fat jon lovitz

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If Yoda were in a porn, would you watch it? And if you do watch it, would you jerk it?

star wars porn?! hell yeah i would watch it! but i would only touch myself if the twi leks are hot

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