Apple's new computer. NO FRIGGIN KEYBOARD!

yeah you heard me... its awesome... apple is so awesome.... they come out with all the really simple brainless cool things that makes anyone with a low iQ like you or i can LOOK SMART!

i just love how easy this is to use..... someone should buy one for me....


Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

apple is known for their simple to use items... but with their simple to use items they always have drawbacks.... the best thing that apple has come out with is the ipod. everything else is just a bunch of hype.... and when i say hype im weighing in more on the stupid ass iphone... stupid ass iphone.... let me say it on a different level..... lame-o telephone-o.... i wish suicide was on the COOL list... then all the people that dont have a mind of their own and cant research stuff will just think "HEY everyone else is doin it and everyone is saying is SOOOOO COOOL! so im gonna slit my wrist while i drink this nasty tasting beer cause its the IN thing to do"


yeah that was a bit over the edge but thats what im good for... i should implement a new law... if your a hot chick and you get an iphone... you have to have sex with me when ever i ask untill you get a new phone....

**!!*!*! breaking news iphone sales just went up due to new law!*!*!!**

oh and from now on if you ever hear me say iphone... its gonna sound like im saying iphoney.... cause it is

i love bashing the iphoney

you know what i dont understand.... is why everyone is going on the "i" trend when naming their stuff. i personally think ipod and iphone sounds retarded like its being said by a cave man..... but seriously companies are throwing "i" on everything... pretty soon we are gonna see like iTacos and iFish sticks.. lets not forget iDouche and the ever so popular iColostomy bag..

come on seriously give it a break.. you should just get iStupid or iTrendy tattooed on your forehead...

iRooster iMisfit iSigning iOff iGood iBye iNooblets

The Opening to world domination... haha just kidding.... i think

So after watching Oprah with mom today i decided that i should finally open up that blog i have been meaning to do...


so here we are at the warning of the blog...

1. There will be plenty of spelling errors grammar errors and error errors.... until i get my gorgeous evil secretary to help me in taking over the world you will just have to enjoy my errors
2. I am an explicit person.... i say what ever is on my mind and as i do hold back at times due to respecting who is around, you have to realize THIS IS MY BLOG and i will not hold back.... if that is a problem to you please as carefully as possible close your vagina and leave.
3. As the content on the site will be pretty tame nothing grotesque and no full blown nudity there will be the occasional girl of obsession wearing very little or disaster media that could be shocking...
   
4. The best thing to do when it comes to me is have an open mind... without an open mind you will never make it in my world
5. Last but not least, and i will try and put this out in as layman terms as possible BUT read at your own risk... what you see posted here is your own fault for looking... so GTFO!

Hmmm whats next oh how about what i would like to achieve with my feed of doom.

1. entertainment
2. friends
3. education (of other and myself)
4. world domi.... errr peace
5. maybe some money to help out
6. free tacobell
7. ummmm i will finish that later

well i guess i will go over a bit of how this will work....

• most media will be taken by my phone which is a samsung omnia i910 which the internet has dubbed "the iphone killer" and i totally second that notion. i will get in to the awesomeness of my phone later in another post.
• i have no specific subjects im gonna talk about... i talk about just about anything and everything.. who knows i might even enlighten you on my therory of religion and science and tie it all in to how the universe began, adam and eve, the big bang, evolution...
• im not sure if i will post every day but i will try and post atleast once or twice a week

ummm i guess thats all for now... i will make another post here soon after i eat mostlikely but you should all check out my myspace page. and since i dont have anything amazing and stupendous yet i will leave you with my videos created so far



peace tacos