FaceBook Beta Testing Page

Would you like to know how to test the new options and features of facebook before your friends?
yes?....
Of course you would... thats the answer for just about everyone..

Here you will find the instructions on how to do just that.. but make sure you follow these instructions to the T.. otherwise you will not be able to get it and it wont work a second try (well you can try again in 2 weeks when it resets)....

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these are copied instructions and edited a bit to make them more human and happy to read... if it doesnt work dont message us looking for us to fix it... facebook is busy fixing the site... if its not working for someone its no big deal... any comments left in here will just be deleted due to im just the message boy... so please if it doesnt work just wait and try again later
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First off i want you all to know thanks for stopping by to check my nifty instructions and i would like to explain some of the new features you will be testing

right now there are only 3 features being tested besides the boring programing stuff that happens behind the scenes...

1: the thing people seem to want the most is the wonderful DISLIKE button... yup thats it the button that will tell it all for you.... someone post something stupid like "someone kill me" you can just hit the dislike button.. unless your like me and probably would hit the like button...

2: a nifty rating system... rate pictures and posts the higher the rate the higher up your feed it goes... sadly it only last for like 5 days then it gets taken off the rate feed (not deleted just off of the rate feed)... sooo you could have the highest rate at like 9.5 and after 5 days the post will be taken down and a 7.2 might be the new winner but who knows... either way you access the rate feed from from your normal feed page up at the top where it would have most recent and top news... it will say top rated... the rating system is 1-10 (10 being best) and it is right next to the comment, like, dislike buttons

3: last and most entertaining to me.... Webcam chat!... its a little wonky right now has a bit o lag to it and some times cuts out and reconnects but its been getting better you can tell they are working on it... beside your normal chat bar is the "video chat" bar and it will bring up anyone currently on cam.... you can talk to multiple people at once but its still only one on one.. they are working on a chat room type deal for it...

now on to the instructions

first off you must be on the beta testing group page thing.. sooo if you havent already you need to go add that... it is here http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=342486147792&ref=nf

next you need to hit share and post a bulletin to get people to add the group page thing... they will be watching rather or not you do this.... if you dont do this step IT WONT WORK.... their servers are keeping track of who joins and who sends out.... people that dont send out dont get to be part of the beta program... the reason they do this is cause they want a lot of people to work on this to get feedback... a new page is made every series of beta testing and this time im the lucky schmo that gets the 10 mins of fame...

now this is the hard part.. i know i know you hate the hard parts... and you have to do this... you must wait ATLEAST 24 hours before you can skip on tio the next step and let me tell you why.... like i said before the servers keep track of all who do this and share the page.... well it takes a while to for the servers to count everyone up and see who has and who hasent... so right now write down the time and at this time tomorrow or after get back on and come back to this page and continue on to the next step... trust me its worth it.... remember if you dont give it atleast 24 hours it might not work... there is a chance it will work before then but it is safe fore sure at 24.... if you try it before then you might mess it up and you will have to wait 2 weeks to try again

HELLO AND WELCOME BACK!

ok now that you have waited we need to check a few things...

first make sure you are signed on facebook

now make sure everything is working right and its not having problems like it sometimes does... so message someone talk a bit feel free to post another bulletin about this again search for craig ferguson (the comedian/talkshow host)and become a fan.... ummm maybe play an app.. just makesure its running smooth so we dont have any problems... sadly a small hiccup in the system can fail this....

NEXT.... this is a number generator... it set to get a number that will be put in your address bar to let facebook know you are trying to access the beta section



don try and edit anything just hit generate then take the number you get and put it in this URL but place it where the XXXX is (delete just the 4 XXXX and put the number in its spot)
http://www.facebook.com/#!/beta3463XXXX76832test832.php

put that in your url hit enter and after that it should come back saying that it is updating your profile to beta testing profile and it will say it will take about 5 mins and that you should clear your cache and cookies then close your browser to avoid any browser problems (some times it will show the old stuff cause its saved in the browser)

open up your browser and surf the next for 5 mins and come back and whala! you have your beta page...

if this didnt work and you got an error or something then please skip down to the credits


NOW FOR PICTURES! click on them

here are a few pictures of how what it looks like... not a big change still simple and small.... its fun stuff.... this is by far my favorite beta test i have ever done.... i have quite a few friends already on it and they are getting a kick out of it too... you should see the cam stuff its a lot of fun... you can draw on it and stuff

Credits:
i would like to thank you all for coming by and taking part in this... this is something that not very many people get or think about when it comes to stuff like this... it takes a lot of work to put this together and make it all fall in to place... i have been at this for a few hours now writing and editing and laughing and getting people to help out... if you havent realized this yet this is all a gag its all oout of fun and the facebook company has nothing to do with its.... just wanted to see how many people join... so go back to the group and check out how many members and fans there are and you will see how many other people fell for it... take part in the fun and share the group with others and tell them how great the beta test is so more will join and lets see if we can make it to 1 million members.... so please if you like what you have seen here click a google ad on this page for me... here are the credits and i will add to them the more i get some help

Evil Mastermind: Dat Be Me
Photo Editor: Dat Be Me
Writer: Dat Be Me
Random Number Generator : Random.org
Editing Program: G.I.M.P. (free photoshop rival program)

Henchmen:
Randy R.
Desiree M.
Brandon K.
Justin F.

mobile post test

hmmm testing out this mobile upload stuff. so lets see how it comes out. i have included a picture I took tonight. I play on a team in the apa league and they have tournaments set up for this weekend. so when we played tonight we played at the tournament tables. the room we were in had 50 tables from what I heard there was 3 rooms I know 2 me then had 50 tables so there is possibly 150 tables there. it was a good night, I won my match. not sure about the team as a whole cause I left early but so far our team is 2nd in 8ball and 4th in 9ball. tonight i played 9ball and my percentage was 75% chance to win. its going to go up. I'm not sure what my total stats are but I will post them some other time. oh and our team name is the table monkeys.

ok I'm done typing all of this out on my phone. enjoy everyone. and click an add

Qik app testing, phone product updates, and random crappins

Whats ups... so as some of you know i have been doing some alpha testing for a application called qik. i have found some bugs and also suggested some things and so far they have fixed and added what i have sent them. if you would like to read my previous post of the alpha testing click here.

so far the interface is still the same, but they added in 2 suggestions i made (im sure others may have too but i have no clue if there are other testers for the i910 let alone what they are saying).

the first thing i suggested was add a light feature so you can record in the dark... basicly when you click on the light bulb icon it turns on your flash LED light so you can use it as a flashlight while recording...

second i suggested they have it so you can let it work in background... this allows you to "close" out of the app and still let it upload your video-s while you do something else with the phone like a text message or play a game. all you do is hit the x and it has buttons that say return - background - exit.

all in all its coming out quite nicely and everyone at qik.com is doing an awesome job

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im working with another company that has some unique phone products. here in a few weeks i should receive my first product from them an a little while after that i will have a new product for you all to look at and get... trust me this new item is way cool and at a good price so your gonna be tempted to get it... hell its just cool as shit so you should just set 20$ aside and buy it when i post it...

im excited

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and now for some random funnies

this is old but still funny

more weebls stuff

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--==Rooster's Random Hen==--



--== Ellen Page ==--

ok ok so the hen isnt so random this time... the reason i chose her is cause i wanted you to see the trailer of a new movie that she is going to be in which looks awesome - Whip It -... granted that i totally fell in love with ellen page in juno even tho she scared the shit out of me in hard candy, BUT its ellen page and fuckin roller derby... how awesome is that.... can you say rawr

take a look at the video and then enjoy some pics

Alpha testing new Qik.com for omnia i910

i showed Qik.com my review on their app i did awhile back and they wrote me yesterday and asked me to do some alpha testing for them. being asked to test anything makes any nerd happy cause we get to try stuff out before anyone else does, WOOT!... so i will show you part of the email they sent me (im excluding the download link and the email address)

"Dear Adam, We invite you to participate in early alpha testing of our new WinMobile Touchscreen versions. It should work on Omnia SGH-i900 (not tested on SGH-i910), HTC Dual and Kaizer (not all modifications).

Features:
New UI
Sharing to YouTube, Twitter and Facebook.
640x480 for Samsung Omnia"

so as you can see they havent been able to test it on the i910 which is probably why they asked me to do some testing.

so far from what i have seen it works fine with only a few couple minor problems that they will be able to fix without a doubt

new fatures:

sharing on youtube, twitter, and facebook:

• these are good to have since youtube has more options to do with videos than qik.com does such as editing and stuff...
• twitter is a great thing to have you like updating people on what your doing and if you catch a good moment the best way to spread that is on twitter

• as for facebook.... well facebook is lame and over rated, but its still good to have for you face book tards

640x480 video:

• now i know it says for samsung omnia but i doubt that they would do that JUST for the omnia... if they did then awesome! the omnia is the shit!

New UI:

now the new user interface is nice and a lot of you omnia users are going to find it kind of familiar. its very finger friendly and it is mapped out similar to the omnia's camera interface (and other phones too im sure). take a look at these screen shots (they are taken with my digital camera since you cant use mymobiler when the camera is being accessed.

i would like to apologize in advance on the pictures that are rotated... they were all taken the same way and they all show up right on my computer but for some reason when uploading, google decides to rotate some so they arent horizontal and it wont let me edit them in the site for some reason either sooo this is going to have to do till i figure out whats wrong



from here you can see how to sign in and sign up so it doesnt all have to be done from the website



the picture on the left you can see that it detects what storage devices are on your phone and yo can choose which one you want to save to and you also have the geo tagging for the gps enabled phones

next is the resolutions you are able to record in with 6 to choose from



on the right you can see the sharing options

when i wrote them back i informed them about the problems i found (which i will leave out since they will be fixed) and i also suggested to them that they make use of the LED light so we can record in the dark like we would with our normal video recorder

hope you all enjoy the first look

--==Rooster's Random Hen==--



--==Claire Danes==--

a lot of you will remember her from one of the hit MTV shows (back when mtv was worth a shit) my so called life where her career took off. the beautiful grunge teenage girl growing up and trying to figure out life. she was one of the tv girls i had a major crush on when i was growing up and i still do. she is absolutely beautiful.