trends... again

one of the things that annoy me most are trends.... not the trends themselves but how people use them, fall in to them, and make them their lives.... they always think they are doing something cool and new.... like the bros pop their collars.. apparently they dont remember the show happy days with the fonz... but they wear it like they own it... dumb frat boys.... but like i said its not the trends themselves.. we all have some trends goin on... its about how you use them and dont boast about them

something i find funny is that when people show off their iphone they still act like its a big deal that its an iphone and you should think they are special.... when i was at the hooka bar the other day a girl asked what kinda phone the guy had and he showed her with a big grin... all she said was something like oh my friend has that.... im sure that put a hole in his wee little trendy iheart .... stupid people and their trendy things that they think are unique... i dont think some people notice when stuff passes over the line of unique to trendy and they keep going on like they are one of a kind...

another thing is beer.... this has nothing to do with people getting drunk... i dont care if people get drunk... we all know i do once in a while so yeah its not about getting drunk.... but i find it highly annoying that people have this great hold over beer.... most people dont even like beer when they first try it... but they force themselves to drink it and end up getting what everyone calls the "ACQUIRED TASTE".... and they only force themselves to drink it cause everyone else is drinking it... and dont bother telling me i just havent found the right beer... i gave beer a fair chance and have tried probably over 50 something beers threw out my years of drinking... and they all are gross... the only thing i can some what stand is a killians or guinness... but ALL beer has the same gross aftertaste which is the end game right there for me... i might be able to finish one beer if i force myself... but if i force myself a seond beer i WILL throw up... but when it comes to hard drinks and mixed drinks i can do those for hours... but back to the trend... beer gets hard wired in to peoples brains that its amazing... why people will force themselves to drink beer instead of a tastey mixed drink that will get them just as drunk i have no idea.. beer makes you fat thats why they are coming out with all these low carb or calories beers now... beer also gives you the worst breath out of all the alcohols. have you heard the beer song by that metal band.. fucking retarded... somethin like "beer is good beer is great and stuff"... thats pretty much the whole song and it makes me want to blow my brains out...

how about football (American football not to be confused with REAL football which we call soccer)... oh yeah those that know me have all heard be blow football out of the water... football is another trend thatmore than half of the USA gets forced in to.... it is america's new favorite pass time.... i honestly think football is dumb... it takes forever due to all its time outs and all its restrictions on the players and all the reffs throwing flags every 5, 10 mins... rugby is a way better sport... its what football originated from... games are more fast paced no pads more skill less bitching... and why the hell do we call it football anyways... whoever decided to call it that is a moron considering the feet only touch the ball a few times a game... should be named "ball of stupid"... but yeah when football isnt going on or when the team is doing bad you dont hear much about football in your town... but when they are doing good you will hear people go crazy over it that you have known for awhile and never once even mentioned anything about sports period.. its one of those cases where you see people come out of no where liking it just cause a lot of other people are liking it and when its all over they go back in their hole... its was kind of sickning to me to see so much change in the city just cause the colts were doing good.... they kinda do that for the pacers and you never hear anything from the minor league teams of other sports rather tehy are doin good or not... fuck some football... give me a sport with real skill like hockey...

mac anyone? yeah mac fanboys (and girls) are stupid for their trends... they always have the same combacks... mac cant get viruses and macs run better... anyone that truly knows about macs wont say that... its just the trendy fanboys wanting to give apple a blowjob.... yes mac can get viruses, they just arent as common and they generally are just made for windows since windows owns like 80% of the market or something like that... so yeah mac can get viruses and if you dont believe me you can look it up yourself... as for macs running better.... well think of it this way... mac used to have their own stuff on the insides of macs... now they are all running the same stuff as a regular PC.... soooo why would they switch to what everyone else was using if what they had was better? oh and i also heard from multiple people that mac is better for art and stuff... ummm everyone uses photoshop.... its on windows too idiots... for the most part all programs made for macs are also made for windows (its called good marketing). so how would mac be better? well i said that then they said the screen... uhhhh well when you buy a monitor get a HD monitor.. its not that hard to figure out... when it all comes down to it... if you want to bicker about operating systems.... mac or windows... well mac has less CHANCE of a virus... and windows runs EVERYTHING .... but you could always go with some form of linux.... no viruses there everything is free and there is a opensource version of everything you need and even most games are made to work on linux nowadays... so yeah buy a mac but dont suck dick for it

hmmm thats all i have for now... tootles

Apple's new computer. NO FRIGGIN KEYBOARD!

yeah you heard me... its awesome... apple is so awesome.... they come out with all the really simple brainless cool things that makes anyone with a low iQ like you or i can LOOK SMART!

i just love how easy this is to use..... someone should buy one for me....


Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

apple is known for their simple to use items... but with their simple to use items they always have drawbacks.... the best thing that apple has come out with is the ipod. everything else is just a bunch of hype.... and when i say hype im weighing in more on the stupid ass iphone... stupid ass iphone.... let me say it on a different level..... lame-o telephone-o.... i wish suicide was on the COOL list... then all the people that dont have a mind of their own and cant research stuff will just think "HEY everyone else is doin it and everyone is saying is SOOOOO COOOL! so im gonna slit my wrist while i drink this nasty tasting beer cause its the IN thing to do"


yeah that was a bit over the edge but thats what im good for... i should implement a new law... if your a hot chick and you get an iphone... you have to have sex with me when ever i ask untill you get a new phone....

**!!*!*! breaking news iphone sales just went up due to new law!*!*!!**

oh and from now on if you ever hear me say iphone... its gonna sound like im saying iphoney.... cause it is

i love bashing the iphoney

you know what i dont understand.... is why everyone is going on the "i" trend when naming their stuff. i personally think ipod and iphone sounds retarded like its being said by a cave man..... but seriously companies are throwing "i" on everything... pretty soon we are gonna see like iTacos and iFish sticks.. lets not forget iDouche and the ever so popular iColostomy bag..

come on seriously give it a break.. you should just get iStupid or iTrendy tattooed on your forehead...

iRooster iMisfit iSigning iOff iGood iBye iNooblets

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