candy bar commercial

tesco tractor

granny shooting an automatic

Simon's Cat 'Cat Man Do'

child tells parents about seeing them in bed

Toilet Office prank

Head in Toilet Prank

sleeping prank

Alpha testing new Qik.com for omnia i910

i showed Qik.com my review on their app i did awhile back and they wrote me yesterday and asked me to do some alpha testing for them. being asked to test anything makes any nerd happy cause we get to try stuff out before anyone else does, WOOT!... so i will show you part of the email they sent me (im excluding the download link and the email address)

"Dear Adam, We invite you to participate in early alpha testing of our new WinMobile Touchscreen versions. It should work on Omnia SGH-i900 (not tested on SGH-i910), HTC Dual and Kaizer (not all modifications).

Features:
New UI
Sharing to YouTube, Twitter and Facebook.
640x480 for Samsung Omnia"

so as you can see they havent been able to test it on the i910 which is probably why they asked me to do some testing.

so far from what i have seen it works fine with only a few couple minor problems that they will be able to fix without a doubt

new fatures:

sharing on youtube, twitter, and facebook:

• these are good to have since youtube has more options to do with videos than qik.com does such as editing and stuff...
• twitter is a great thing to have you like updating people on what your doing and if you catch a good moment the best way to spread that is on twitter

• as for facebook.... well facebook is lame and over rated, but its still good to have for you face book tards

640x480 video:

• now i know it says for samsung omnia but i doubt that they would do that JUST for the omnia... if they did then awesome! the omnia is the shit!

New UI:

now the new user interface is nice and a lot of you omnia users are going to find it kind of familiar. its very finger friendly and it is mapped out similar to the omnia's camera interface (and other phones too im sure). take a look at these screen shots (they are taken with my digital camera since you cant use mymobiler when the camera is being accessed.

i would like to apologize in advance on the pictures that are rotated... they were all taken the same way and they all show up right on my computer but for some reason when uploading, google decides to rotate some so they arent horizontal and it wont let me edit them in the site for some reason either sooo this is going to have to do till i figure out whats wrong



from here you can see how to sign in and sign up so it doesnt all have to be done from the website



the picture on the left you can see that it detects what storage devices are on your phone and yo can choose which one you want to save to and you also have the geo tagging for the gps enabled phones

next is the resolutions you are able to record in with 6 to choose from



on the right you can see the sharing options

when i wrote them back i informed them about the problems i found (which i will leave out since they will be fixed) and i also suggested to them that they make use of the LED light so we can record in the dark like we would with our normal video recorder

hope you all enjoy the first look

--==Rooster's Random Hen==--



--==Claire Danes==--

a lot of you will remember her from one of the hit MTV shows (back when mtv was worth a shit) my so called life where her career took off. the beautiful grunge teenage girl growing up and trying to figure out life. she was one of the tv girls i had a major crush on when i was growing up and i still do. she is absolutely beautiful.

cool new app for smart phone users!

well i dont know how "new" it actually is but i just found out about it and the few people i asked about it had never heard of it either... so most likely you havent heard of it either! but if you have then you can go read another one of my posts....

so many of you already know that i have a samsung omnia i910. i am a technology freak, i love looking up new devices, gadgets , and recently apps for my phone. well i was going to write about the universe of star wars today but when i saw this app i decided it gets a post of its own...

ok ok i know your ready to read about the app and your telling me to stfu... so here we are

QIK: stream live video straight from your phone!

i know your saying its been done already with the webcam apps.. but this is different. you dont need to be near or connected to a computer for this. all you need is a broadband signal and it will stream it directly to their page and any page you have your flash video player embedded to. just like right now i am streaming live while i write this post!

now if your service includes a data plan you can stream straight from your phone anywhere you have service... and since i have verizon that is just about ANYWHERE. but if you dont have a data plan or you have bad service at the time you can stream live right over the wifi! yeah fuckin sweet i know.

not only can you stream live but even if you get cut off it will load the rest of your video later on when you get back in service. do you have any idea all the ways this could be used... lol no no not live porn you slut.... just think if they had this during 9/11... imagin all the extra footage that would have been taken just from phones. all streamed live straight to the Internet. have a friend that was to sick to go to a concert to see their favorite band? stream that shit right to them and show them how good of a friend you are. friends gonna do a good stunt or funny prank? getting probed by aliens? fuck yeah make that shit LIVE! so many more things will be seen on the spot since you will no long ever have to wait for the news van to get its slow humpty dumpty ass there....

it doesnt just stream your videos live, it also saves them to the site and if your not currently live it will show the last video recorded on your player.

there are quite a few options for this including different resolutions, qualities, private or public videos. but one of the best things about this is that you can have it directly upload to different network accounts such as twitter, blogger, youtube, and many more.

so all of you video crazy youtubers need to grab this awesome and totally cool app.. its very easy to use and most of the setup is done online... all you have to do is set up your stuff on the website and then do a video feed anywhere you want... trust me there will be alot more videos done by me soon so keep coming back to see me slowly take over the world!

before i go i will leave you a link of the compatible phones so far LINK

and here is the video player which automatically goes live once you do



if you like this app please send out the link to this post to everyone who also might enjoy it!

Video Editor in Samsung Omnia

so i decided to play around with the video editor in the omnia, the results were really good.

i like to make still frame animation videos (i have a few more on my youtube) so i decided to make one with my omnia

you can edit regular video too but im not sure what file types you can edit. it has some restrictions like noting bigger than 320x240 and you can only have up to 64 frames but that was enough for me to do the deed.

you can do everything from durations to transition effects to color changes. you can also do cuts and paste audio overlay with songs or even record your voice over the video (while it plays the video!) but whats best about all of this is IT COMES WITH THE PHONE! thats right you dont even have to download any applications

enough talk check out my video!

from what i have read, iphone is trying to do the same thing... but that is not confirmed yet its just a rumor

The Opening to world domination... haha just kidding.... i think

So after watching Oprah with mom today i decided that i should finally open up that blog i have been meaning to do...


so here we are at the warning of the blog...

1. There will be plenty of spelling errors grammar errors and error errors.... until i get my gorgeous evil secretary to help me in taking over the world you will just have to enjoy my errors
2. I am an explicit person.... i say what ever is on my mind and as i do hold back at times due to respecting who is around, you have to realize THIS IS MY BLOG and i will not hold back.... if that is a problem to you please as carefully as possible close your vagina and leave.
3. As the content on the site will be pretty tame nothing grotesque and no full blown nudity there will be the occasional girl of obsession wearing very little or disaster media that could be shocking...
   
4. The best thing to do when it comes to me is have an open mind... without an open mind you will never make it in my world
5. Last but not least, and i will try and put this out in as layman terms as possible BUT read at your own risk... what you see posted here is your own fault for looking... so GTFO!

Hmmm whats next oh how about what i would like to achieve with my feed of doom.

1. entertainment
2. friends
3. education (of other and myself)
4. world domi.... errr peace
5. maybe some money to help out
6. free tacobell
7. ummmm i will finish that later

well i guess i will go over a bit of how this will work....

• most media will be taken by my phone which is a samsung omnia i910 which the internet has dubbed "the iphone killer" and i totally second that notion. i will get in to the awesomeness of my phone later in another post.
• i have no specific subjects im gonna talk about... i talk about just about anything and everything.. who knows i might even enlighten you on my therory of religion and science and tie it all in to how the universe began, adam and eve, the big bang, evolution...
• im not sure if i will post every day but i will try and post atleast once or twice a week

ummm i guess thats all for now... i will make another post here soon after i eat mostlikely but you should all check out my myspace page. and since i dont have anything amazing and stupendous yet i will leave you with my videos created so far



peace tacos