trends... again

one of the things that annoy me most are trends.... not the trends themselves but how people use them, fall in to them, and make them their lives.... they always think they are doing something cool and new.... like the bros pop their collars.. apparently they dont remember the show happy days with the fonz... but they wear it like they own it... dumb frat boys.... but like i said its not the trends themselves.. we all have some trends goin on... its about how you use them and dont boast about them

something i find funny is that when people show off their iphone they still act like its a big deal that its an iphone and you should think they are special.... when i was at the hooka bar the other day a girl asked what kinda phone the guy had and he showed her with a big grin... all she said was something like oh my friend has that.... im sure that put a hole in his wee little trendy iheart .... stupid people and their trendy things that they think are unique... i dont think some people notice when stuff passes over the line of unique to trendy and they keep going on like they are one of a kind...

another thing is beer.... this has nothing to do with people getting drunk... i dont care if people get drunk... we all know i do once in a while so yeah its not about getting drunk.... but i find it highly annoying that people have this great hold over beer.... most people dont even like beer when they first try it... but they force themselves to drink it and end up getting what everyone calls the "ACQUIRED TASTE".... and they only force themselves to drink it cause everyone else is drinking it... and dont bother telling me i just havent found the right beer... i gave beer a fair chance and have tried probably over 50 something beers threw out my years of drinking... and they all are gross... the only thing i can some what stand is a killians or guinness... but ALL beer has the same gross aftertaste which is the end game right there for me... i might be able to finish one beer if i force myself... but if i force myself a seond beer i WILL throw up... but when it comes to hard drinks and mixed drinks i can do those for hours... but back to the trend... beer gets hard wired in to peoples brains that its amazing... why people will force themselves to drink beer instead of a tastey mixed drink that will get them just as drunk i have no idea.. beer makes you fat thats why they are coming out with all these low carb or calories beers now... beer also gives you the worst breath out of all the alcohols. have you heard the beer song by that metal band.. fucking retarded... somethin like "beer is good beer is great and stuff"... thats pretty much the whole song and it makes me want to blow my brains out...

how about football (American football not to be confused with REAL football which we call soccer)... oh yeah those that know me have all heard be blow football out of the water... football is another trend thatmore than half of the USA gets forced in to.... it is america's new favorite pass time.... i honestly think football is dumb... it takes forever due to all its time outs and all its restrictions on the players and all the reffs throwing flags every 5, 10 mins... rugby is a way better sport... its what football originated from... games are more fast paced no pads more skill less bitching... and why the hell do we call it football anyways... whoever decided to call it that is a moron considering the feet only touch the ball a few times a game... should be named "ball of stupid"... but yeah when football isnt going on or when the team is doing bad you dont hear much about football in your town... but when they are doing good you will hear people go crazy over it that you have known for awhile and never once even mentioned anything about sports period.. its one of those cases where you see people come out of no where liking it just cause a lot of other people are liking it and when its all over they go back in their hole... its was kind of sickning to me to see so much change in the city just cause the colts were doing good.... they kinda do that for the pacers and you never hear anything from the minor league teams of other sports rather tehy are doin good or not... fuck some football... give me a sport with real skill like hockey...

mac anyone? yeah mac fanboys (and girls) are stupid for their trends... they always have the same combacks... mac cant get viruses and macs run better... anyone that truly knows about macs wont say that... its just the trendy fanboys wanting to give apple a blowjob.... yes mac can get viruses, they just arent as common and they generally are just made for windows since windows owns like 80% of the market or something like that... so yeah mac can get viruses and if you dont believe me you can look it up yourself... as for macs running better.... well think of it this way... mac used to have their own stuff on the insides of macs... now they are all running the same stuff as a regular PC.... soooo why would they switch to what everyone else was using if what they had was better? oh and i also heard from multiple people that mac is better for art and stuff... ummm everyone uses photoshop.... its on windows too idiots... for the most part all programs made for macs are also made for windows (its called good marketing). so how would mac be better? well i said that then they said the screen... uhhhh well when you buy a monitor get a HD monitor.. its not that hard to figure out... when it all comes down to it... if you want to bicker about operating systems.... mac or windows... well mac has less CHANCE of a virus... and windows runs EVERYTHING .... but you could always go with some form of linux.... no viruses there everything is free and there is a opensource version of everything you need and even most games are made to work on linux nowadays... so yeah buy a mac but dont suck dick for it

hmmm thats all i have for now... tootles

webcam toy, obama park, boob phone, idea

ok so im trying to get back in to the who blog writing thing since i have been gone (pretty much) for a few weeks...

since having a new laptop i started playing around with the stuff that it comes with such as the built in webcam... well that entertained me for a maybe 30-45 mins tops. it comes with a built in photo and video editing and recording studio thing-ama-bob. most of you have already seen this stuff but i never had a computer with one on it so i will show off my 30 mins of fun

after playing with that i decided to see what else there was that i can download and i found this way cool program called glowdoodle... it sets your webcam in to a long exposure capture and with that you can use a light source to draw/paint "doodle" with... its alot of fun and creative. use LED lights and you can draw in the air with it or you can use a flashlight to paint objects with to show only that object.. now im not sure if you have ever seen the sprint commercials where they do all the drawings with light but you can do similar to that with just pictures... i painted things with a flashlight cause i dont have anything small enough with a LED on it to just wave around but take a look at my pictures

all the images i did myself with just a flashlight. the quality of it all all depends on your webcam... since mine is only a 1.3MP its not gonna be that good but if you have a much nicer cam then you will have great pics! either way its alot of fun and i suggest you try it out

the program is for windows and mac plus its open source for those of you that would want to take a look at the guts

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so i decided that if i ever had my own building like an office building or something, i would put in a revolving door. now i know you think im stupid cause lots of buildings have them... but mine will be different.

my revolving door will lead to no where. thats right, no where... the door will revolve like any other but instead of there being an exit on the other side the curve, it will just continue back to the outside where you entered in.

just imagine all the people that would go in the door and end up walking right out confused as hell about what just happened. the old ladies would be the best! hell i might even make it so the revolving door just leads to a hallway that goes to the other end of the building just to have an exit door... hilarious! i would sit there and watch it all day... of course there would be normal doors that went right in with no problems...

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BOOBIES! jiggly orbs of joy for your phone!

yup you read that right, and its all on an awesome app for your phone.

watch this video and take a look... i will soon be making my own video to do a proper review on this app cause the video im showing you sucks but it gets the point across

its called HdWobble and works for any windows mobile phone that has a g-sensor (motion sensor) in it. and the best thing about it is you can use ANY PICTURE YOU TAKE. so next time your out and about and you see a hot girl and she lets you snap her pic..... jiggle away my friends... there is a version for the iphoney but im linking you to the winmo app

Developer's page

Download file

happy jiggling and dont get yourself arrested with it

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--==Rooster's Random Hen==--

--==Keeley Hazell==--

wow what a bombshell. this girl has done photo shoots for ALLOT of magazines and some video shoots too... and for all of you that have your drool bibs near by, you might want to put them on cause she does nudes too.

and for future reference: i will not post girls implants... i think they are disturbing.. the only reason someone should get fake boobs is if you had breast cancer or some other reason you had to get one removed. the only time i could see myself posting one is if its a good boob job or if the girl is really just that hot (which is rare cause fake boobs is a turnoff).... i wrote this not in case anyone was wondering rather her boobs were fake or not and i assure you they are real.... i do have my doctors degree in boobology and all.

update and random findings for the week

sooo i havent posted for over a week, i know i know you were worried. my laptop broke so i had to wait to get a new one.... WELL now i have one... its not quite what i wanted but i guess it will do..
what i got is a toshiba satellite L305D-S5938. its decent.

but anyways now that you know what was up i guess its time to post my stuffes. by the way my dog must have killed some animal cause she is rolling all over the ground in one spot. its funny lookin but now i know she is gonna smell.

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first off i would like to start with some iphoney bashing.

as most of you know the apple revealed their new iphoney. now im going to state the trendiness of this phone cause for some reason people think its "cutting edge, ground breaking, top of the line, ahead of its time". the only people that think that are stupid people that havent taken the time to know what else is out there, they just let the media and the hype tell them whats the best. seriously if you think the iphone is ANY of those then you are fucking retarded. the iphone is behind... not far behind but still behind.

watch this video and you will see the amazing new iphone! god even saying that in a sarcastic manner makes me feel like a filthy liar..

yeah as you can see from that video i wasnt impressed and thats just the short version (i think i will do it on the full version later).

lets review and compare

3mp camera
-they went up 1 whopping mp.... my phone has 5mp and the next version of my phone will have 8mp and there is another phone soon to come out that will have the overkill of 12

autofocus
- do i really need to go in to how many phones have this?

video
- well holy shit welcome to the club. my LG vx 9800 had video, how retarded is apple for not having video on the FIRST version of the iphone... how many versions did it take for them to finally do it?

voice activation
- god this is really far back there but back when i was like 18 my phone had voice dialling and phonebook and im 25 now.... good job apple way to make your brainwashed followers think you invented that

hmmm whats next... OH!

compass
- yeah the iphone compass was nice looking but its really nothing new. when i was working security, a superior of mine had a basic flip phone that had a black and white compass... not pretty but it worked. even the htc g1 (google phone) has a compass

all that ground breaking shit... and it still doesnt have a flash.... the iphone is for sheep.


ok enough bashing... on to other finds for the week

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Saturday Night Live - Jeopardy


i love tom hanks

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Nick Swardson- when im old


exactly how im going to be when im old

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--==Rooster's Random Hen==--

--==zooey deschanel==--

the first time i noticed was in the movie Elf, which happens to be one of my favorite movies of all time and i think i might just watch that later. but none the less in every movie you just totally fall for her, i dont think i have seen a movie where i have not liked her in it. she is in two other movies i like allot, hitch hiker's guide o the galaxy and yes man. in all 3 movies her personality just works perfectly. soooooo if any of you are friends with her you should totally put in a good word for me cause we all know she wants me.

Apple's new computer. NO FRIGGIN KEYBOARD!

yeah you heard me... its awesome... apple is so awesome.... they come out with all the really simple brainless cool things that makes anyone with a low iQ like you or i can LOOK SMART!

i just love how easy this is to use..... someone should buy one for me....


Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

apple is known for their simple to use items... but with their simple to use items they always have drawbacks.... the best thing that apple has come out with is the ipod. everything else is just a bunch of hype.... and when i say hype im weighing in more on the stupid ass iphone... stupid ass iphone.... let me say it on a different level..... lame-o telephone-o.... i wish suicide was on the COOL list... then all the people that dont have a mind of their own and cant research stuff will just think "HEY everyone else is doin it and everyone is saying is SOOOOO COOOL! so im gonna slit my wrist while i drink this nasty tasting beer cause its the IN thing to do"


yeah that was a bit over the edge but thats what im good for... i should implement a new law... if your a hot chick and you get an iphone... you have to have sex with me when ever i ask untill you get a new phone....

**!!*!*! breaking news iphone sales just went up due to new law!*!*!!**

oh and from now on if you ever hear me say iphone... its gonna sound like im saying iphoney.... cause it is

i love bashing the iphoney

you know what i dont understand.... is why everyone is going on the "i" trend when naming their stuff. i personally think ipod and iphone sounds retarded like its being said by a cave man..... but seriously companies are throwing "i" on everything... pretty soon we are gonna see like iTacos and iFish sticks.. lets not forget iDouche and the ever so popular iColostomy bag..

come on seriously give it a break.. you should just get iStupid or iTrendy tattooed on your forehead...

iRooster iMisfit iSigning iOff iGood iBye iNooblets

Video Editor in Samsung Omnia

so i decided to play around with the video editor in the omnia, the results were really good.

i like to make still frame animation videos (i have a few more on my youtube) so i decided to make one with my omnia

you can edit regular video too but im not sure what file types you can edit. it has some restrictions like noting bigger than 320x240 and you can only have up to 64 frames but that was enough for me to do the deed.

you can do everything from durations to transition effects to color changes. you can also do cuts and paste audio overlay with songs or even record your voice over the video (while it plays the video!) but whats best about all of this is IT COMES WITH THE PHONE! thats right you dont even have to download any applications

enough talk check out my video!

from what i have read, iphone is trying to do the same thing... but that is not confirmed yet its just a rumor

Doom Phone Of Choice

so recently i bought a new phone, its called the samsung omnia i910 from verizon. i did alot of looking around before decided what to buy. i knew i wanted something touch screen and i knew i wanted windows mobile.

as i read around i came across this phone.. it had been dubbed "iphone killer".. which after you use it for awhile you will totally agree with me. this was my first windows mobile phone so it took some getting used to also it was my first touchscreen... but when it comes to gizmos and gadgets, im quick to adapt.

i went up to the verizon store 2 different times and dragged dezi with me both times just so i could play with it. now i have played with an iphone befor but when i started playing with the omnia i was quickly begining to like it over the iphone already.

now as you can see in this 100% factual picture, the iphone is slightly better than the rock... but it still cost a hell of alot more

now befor you go and say that the iphone is so much better.... let me say this
The iphone is made for people that like things simple... doesnt have the full blown bells and whistles. its litterally a point and poke phone... i personally think that the iphone interface is quite slacking and you really cant do anything with it unless you hack your phone. so if you like things simple and to the point then yeah your iphone is great but your gonna miss out on things that are cool but are more complex

but if you want something with all the bells and whistles you wantto go with a windows mobile phone.... more specificly... MINE
now im not trying to make a iphone war... but let me post some facts

1. the iphone has a 2 mega pixel camera.... the omnia has a 5
2. the iphone doesnt have video recording unless you download an app and install it... the omnia is shiped with video recording ability
3. iphone doesnt have mms you have to go threw your email to get it..... mms for omnia is just like a text message
4. the iphone comes with 8-16 gb of space built in and thats all you get... the omnia comes with only 8 BUT you can add an additional 16gb card puting it up to 24gb total
5. you cant copy and paste on the iphone.. omnia you can almost everywhere
   
6. iphone's bluetooth will not work with headphones... omnia will
7. iphone cant be used as a tethered modem (connect to the internet from your laptop using your phone)... omnia will
8. bluetooth does not allow iphone to make file transfers... omnia will
9. the iphone has multitouch screen but has big issues with cold weather and gloves.. omnia has a regular touch screen with no issues on cold or gloves
10. the iphone has no stylus (i dont think it works with one)... the omnia comes with a stylus AND an optical mouse built into the phone
11. iphone only has one input method (keyboard)... omnia has several ways so you can decide which one works best for you
12. the iphone doenst have a flash for the camera.. omnia does
13. the iphone does not have a built in radio... omnia does
14. omnia has a longer battery life
15. you can edit your recorded videos right on your omnia.... oh yeah iphone doesnt take video

i think thats enough to prove my point

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now that i have twisted the panties of the over-rated iphone users, i will get in to some of the things i have done with my phone.

currently i am using my phone as a webcam while i write this post. lol yeha i know right? webcam? yeah exactly.. totally cool in my opinion... i got an app called mobiola web camera.... with it activated i can use my phone as a webcam and broadcast it over any webcam based program on the computer, such as stickam.com. if you look to the right of my page you will see that stickam widget... if im on cam it will show up on there and you can watch me do what the fuck ever i am doin.... i know i know you hope you catch me in the naughty moments...

now from what i have heard you can get a similar app on the iphone to do the same but i can not confirm nore deny this

next... i downloaded wisebar advance desktop... you can make your own user interface.... yu can put what ever you want on your home screen and make it look completly different and neat... you can also download other interfaces people have made (just make sure its a wqvga compatible)

now everyone clames the opera browser is the best and the phone is also shipped with the bowser BUT i think skyfire is the best browser... its fullly functional and i mean FULLY

at the bottom of my blog page i will have a list of the apps and games i have on my phone, but now i will leave you with some must have links for omnia users

omnia forum 1
omnia forum 2
samsung blogspot - with omnia lable already selected
omnia hub - filled with apps and games that work for the omnia
more might be added later


roostar out!