New rule - hot chicks

so i have decided at the bottom of every post i make i will write about a hot chick... yes every post... rather the post is about science or rather it is about good ol wholesome christian living... hell the post could be about a hot chick and it will still get a hot chick added to it. thats like 2 hot chicks in 1... plus me.... that makes a 3 some... you can do the camera work

the chicks will be hot in my eyes. to anyone who actually knows me or has been reading my blog you will know that i really dont care if you dont think she is hot....

these girls can be anyone from a random girl i met or a some celebrity hell it could be a porn star for all i know its just whoever i feel like throwin up there.... or i guess down there since it will be at the end of each post...

i will have at least one picture.. if not more... maybe even a link to stuff who knows.. BUT its gonna happen... and its all gonna start here on this post... from now on they will be known as "Rooster's Random Hen"

so on with the hot chick!

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Rooster's Random Hen
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--= Tania Raymonde =--

our first hot chick... how could you say no to this girl... she is stunning no doubt about it.

the first time i saw her was on the tv show "Lost" which is probably my favorite show. she was ben's "daughter" but i wont get in to details i dont want to spoil such a great show for you if you have never seen it... but none the less she is beautiful in it. her eyes are uber gorgeous and she is a really good actor too. i just broke a nail DAMN IT! now its all jagged and shit...

the next thing i saw her in was the movie "still waiting" which is the sequel to "waiting" which if you like the first one you will like the second one..

she has been in quite a few things. mainly tv shows but i dont watch very many shows, just lost - heroes - sarah connor chronicles - castle... thats all at the moment

but i can totally see her moving up fast in the movie industry once she gets in something big.

all in all i would cook her breakfast the morning after then invite her for dinner later that night

clicky on picy

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drooling
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and it begins with the ending

Roo

Apple's new computer. NO FRIGGIN KEYBOARD!

yeah you heard me... its awesome... apple is so awesome.... they come out with all the really simple brainless cool things that makes anyone with a low iQ like you or i can LOOK SMART!

i just love how easy this is to use..... someone should buy one for me....


Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

apple is known for their simple to use items... but with their simple to use items they always have drawbacks.... the best thing that apple has come out with is the ipod. everything else is just a bunch of hype.... and when i say hype im weighing in more on the stupid ass iphone... stupid ass iphone.... let me say it on a different level..... lame-o telephone-o.... i wish suicide was on the COOL list... then all the people that dont have a mind of their own and cant research stuff will just think "HEY everyone else is doin it and everyone is saying is SOOOOO COOOL! so im gonna slit my wrist while i drink this nasty tasting beer cause its the IN thing to do"


yeah that was a bit over the edge but thats what im good for... i should implement a new law... if your a hot chick and you get an iphone... you have to have sex with me when ever i ask untill you get a new phone....

**!!*!*! breaking news iphone sales just went up due to new law!*!*!!**

oh and from now on if you ever hear me say iphone... its gonna sound like im saying iphoney.... cause it is

i love bashing the iphoney

you know what i dont understand.... is why everyone is going on the "i" trend when naming their stuff. i personally think ipod and iphone sounds retarded like its being said by a cave man..... but seriously companies are throwing "i" on everything... pretty soon we are gonna see like iTacos and iFish sticks.. lets not forget iDouche and the ever so popular iColostomy bag..

come on seriously give it a break.. you should just get iStupid or iTrendy tattooed on your forehead...

iRooster iMisfit iSigning iOff iGood iBye iNooblets

The Opening to world domination... haha just kidding.... i think

So after watching Oprah with mom today i decided that i should finally open up that blog i have been meaning to do...


so here we are at the warning of the blog...

1. There will be plenty of spelling errors grammar errors and error errors.... until i get my gorgeous evil secretary to help me in taking over the world you will just have to enjoy my errors
2. I am an explicit person.... i say what ever is on my mind and as i do hold back at times due to respecting who is around, you have to realize THIS IS MY BLOG and i will not hold back.... if that is a problem to you please as carefully as possible close your vagina and leave.
3. As the content on the site will be pretty tame nothing grotesque and no full blown nudity there will be the occasional girl of obsession wearing very little or disaster media that could be shocking...
   
4. The best thing to do when it comes to me is have an open mind... without an open mind you will never make it in my world
5. Last but not least, and i will try and put this out in as layman terms as possible BUT read at your own risk... what you see posted here is your own fault for looking... so GTFO!

Hmmm whats next oh how about what i would like to achieve with my feed of doom.

1. entertainment
2. friends
3. education (of other and myself)
4. world domi.... errr peace
5. maybe some money to help out
6. free tacobell
7. ummmm i will finish that later

well i guess i will go over a bit of how this will work....

• most media will be taken by my phone which is a samsung omnia i910 which the internet has dubbed "the iphone killer" and i totally second that notion. i will get in to the awesomeness of my phone later in another post.
• i have no specific subjects im gonna talk about... i talk about just about anything and everything.. who knows i might even enlighten you on my therory of religion and science and tie it all in to how the universe began, adam and eve, the big bang, evolution...
• im not sure if i will post every day but i will try and post atleast once or twice a week

ummm i guess thats all for now... i will make another post here soon after i eat mostlikely but you should all check out my myspace page. and since i dont have anything amazing and stupendous yet i will leave you with my videos created so far



peace tacos